My Past Life History

Tuesday, October 14 2008

So I was wondering what was I during my past life and unfortunately this is what I had to go through.

In the name of our Lord, (Gloria In Excelsis Deo), let it be known on this, the 14th day, of the 10th month in the year of our Lord Anno Domine 2008, his most Royal Highness the Goblin Prince - Victoria, Vires Et Honor, Rex et Imperator - for the greater wealth and glory of the Crazy Horoscopes empire, presents to you, Dei Gratia, the grand history of the life of Fe Angelique, of the Obenza family.

You were born into royalty on the 12nd day, of the 11th month in the 1980th year of our Lord Anno Domine, to Princess Daisy MooseLumps, dear and beloved wife of Prince Charles GruffConkers

When you were 9 years old, you had an operation on your left eye which permanently left you with a condition that makes you glow in the dark and plop ice-cubes from your rear when frightened.

As you got older all the hair from your armpits fell out and were replaced by extremely intelligent snakes who would educate you at night. You learn't all about subjects like "Rancid Gherkins", "Trumpets" and "Bottled Gas". After they educated you, they layed lots of eggs. Spiders hatched out of those eggs and flew away. After several years you decided you'd had enough and that it was time to move on in life.

One day you decided to build an alien from oatmeal and chewing gum, and breathed life into it using an old vacuum cleaner. The alien became your best friend and you did lots of cool things together such as put deep fried turnips in the freezer and sell them to gypsies. The alien spontaneously combusted one day which made you very sad and lonely.

Your current activities include sniffing peoples armpits in search of worms and electric eels. This is extremely satisfying for you as you get to play the kazoo if people misbehave or say the word, "Blobby Muppet"

And tis with the deepest regret and sympathies, that I endeth this historical account, as we approacheth the current day. May the Lord God grant thee a long life and may it be as fruitful as your past historie.

(Let it be forever, for eternity) Esto Perpetua In Aeternum

Final Olive Fairy

Sunday, September 7 2008

I could have added more details to the background but I had to let this one go and make a new one...

Olive Fairy

Sunday, September 7 2008

I've been experimenting a lot these days and I came up with a photo manip and a touch of digital paint brushing.  This peice is called Olive Fairy. 

Model: Dee Xu.
Artwork by: moi a.k.a. FEANO

POP Art

Monday, July 28 2008

My very first Pop Art ---  Lichtenstein style...  I love how it turned out and I think I should make more!  ^_^ 

Pork and Beans

Friday, May 23 2008

Hahaha...the drama prairie dog was epic!

Photography

Monday, July 7 2008

I have to say I'm new to photography...but if you say that taking photos of myself counts then I guess I ain't new to it.  XD  It's really not easy.  You can't imagine how I've been struggling to take perfect shots but I seriously hope eventually I can get the hang of it sooner than you think. 

Right now, I would like to take pictures of different landscapes, the wildlife, and great architectures so just imagine where I'll be going in a few months.  I'm thinking... Singapore, Japan, Africa, Australia, Thailand...somebody wake me up!  XD

To check out my photos, go to www.flickr.com/photos/feano

Mariah Carey - Bye Bye (Jay-Z Remix)

Tuesday, May 6 2008

I'm currently obsessed to this song.

*sigh

Song lyrics | Bye Bye (Jay-Z Remix) lyrics

Asian Boy --- NigaHiga

Friday, April 11 2008

It's from Asian boy... Yank that Cameltoe!

Hilarious!!!

Pip the Chipmunk

Saturday, April 5 2008

The chipmunk's name is Pip.  It's from the movie Enchanted and he's trying to imitate Nathaniel (the bad guy) on his plot on killing Giselle (Prince's fiancee) with a poisoned apple! 

So kyuuuuuuuuuttt and funny!!!

Afghan Kids

Thursday, March 27 2008

So tell me, who worked it out best?

Left: Afghan Girl, Right:  Cebu Tarsier trying to be Afghan.

Wacom makes wonders...

Friday, March 21 2008

It's finally here!  Dang, I've been waiting for this forever!  It finally came yesterday and I'm freaking glad the waiting is over...and when I say "It" I meant my WACOM Intuos3 Tablet.   So what can I say about this tablet?  Well, I suck about giving reviews so I'll make it short... it's perfect!  It's nothing like the $50 Genius Tablet with a messed up graphic pen that I borrowed from my sister before!  That made me work like I had too much caffeine!  But yeah, that crap was still useful somehow (thanks to my  sister), but I'm over with it and I'll stick to my WACOM!  XD

See...see what I mean?  Looking slick don't ya think?!

It looks so good on my desk...

P.S.

And yes, I am a show off!   XD

Visit FEANO.COM for my latest artworks. 

Cebu Tarsier 2

Tuesday, March 11 2008

Watch closely!

Cebu Tarsier

Friday, February 8 2008

Hala, kung kinsa gusto mo adto sa Bohol kay mo tanaw ug tarsier ayaw na lang kay ga kas kas ra mo ug plete.  Ang inyong kwarta kay i-plete na lang padung IT Park...naay tarsier didto na mas kyuuuuuuuuuuuuut!